After each team's farewell I will rate the gift(s) presented to Jeter on a scale of 1 to 10, with 10 being perfect and 1 being absolute garbage. First up, of course, the Houston Astros:
1. Custom cowboy boots, complete with pinstripes, interlocking NY and number "2"
2. White cowboy hat
3. A set of golf clubs
Analysis: Jeter has been known to play a round of gold every now and then so, the golf clubs are a nice practical offering. The hat, however, looks too plain, while the boots are not plain enough. Okay, I understand that the boots are probably not meant to actually be worn, but they are rough on the eyes all the same.
So there you have it. If I read the schedule correctly, the next presentation should be